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For some reason, Chinese students love the phrase “broaden my horizons.’’ Unfortunately, they almost never get it right.

My colleague Jennifer showed me these peculiar versions from her final exam.

  • abroad my horizon
  • bread my horizon
  • wide my eyes
  • borden my eyes

One student wrote: “I want to expand my eyes, not just stare at China.’’ While not technically correct, there’s some poetry in there.

Jennifer also passed on this gem from a student who wants to study abroad at Yale, NYU or “Harword University’’ because “there clusters lot of wits from different countries.’’

The student wrote that getting a “high education’’ would help him “enter the heaven where I can live a happy life’’ and “suit the globalization tendency.’’

I think the kid has a future as an academic writer.