I was going to post something on bizarre English translations of Chinese signs, but my cousin Kat Kirby beat me to it. She sent me this link, which has pictures of some wacky examples such as “Fuck Vegetables,’’ “Beware of Missing Foot,’’ “Exterior Girdle Food,’’ “Cunt Examination,’’ “Execution in Progress’’ and “Please Don’t Touch Yourself.’’

My favorite may be this stay-off-the-lawn sign: “Do Not Disturb: Tiny Grass is Dreaming.’’